Shadi k ek hafte bad dulhan Ko Maa Ne phone Karke pucha, meri di Hui saree Pahni kya, Dulhan: hafta ho gaya chaddi pehenne nahi de Raha, sari Kya ghanta pahnu!!
Ek bar teen dost scooter par ja rahe the aur police ne unhe rok liya aur chalan karne lage. Doston ne scooter kissi se udhar mang kar liya tha iss liye chalan karwane se bachne ke liye minnat karne lage. Police wake ne sharat rahi ki agar aap teeno ke lund ki lumbai kul mila ker 18 inch ho jaaye
To make it straight, she pulls it.. To make it stand, she rubs it. To make it stiff, she licks it. To put it in, she pushes it. It’s hell of a job threading a needle!!!
Shine On Open up ya eyes and watch the sunrise One part of me I’ve been made clear Love that goes spread the entire world, you know My love ya come out of devotion To rule ya spread to the world In strange town I’m on my mission Where we praise the day straight our way The entire nation Let
1) daru se dosti lever ko khatra randi se dosti lund ko khatra mere se dosti gaand ko khatra MUJHSE DOSTI KAROGE 2) Waqt nahi ab rone ka Waqt hai baccha hone ka tab kyoun nahi royin thi jab chipak chipak key soi thi jab kiya hai to bharo tab kahti thi aur karo aur karo 3) Best shayri of
Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King’s chief
Hi friends, I have been reading all the stories at iss since long time. Now I will share few jokes with you, after that i’ll submit my storie too. —————————————————————————————————— What does Dick says to Condom when he goes to fight (fuck). Answer : Cover Me..! —————————————————————————————————— Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You
A young dating couple were driving down the road in a very busy area, when things started to get somewhat passionate. They decided to pull over and park and have some fun. Things were really getting hot, and they were not paying any attention to what was going on outside. All of a sudden a policeman was tapping on their
Sardar put his penis in a bottle of HORLICKS and started shouting, “Epang Opang Japaang”!! Why,Why, He wanted to make it Taller…Stronger…Sharper.
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