On their way to get married, a young couple are involved in a fatal car accident. They find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St Peter to admit them to Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven, When St Peter shows up, they ask him. St Peter says, “I don’t know.
A Loafer to a Teenager : Matak Matak ke Chalti Ho Kya Maar Dalogi, Thoda saa hume bhi dedo Kya aachaar daalogi, Teenager to Loafer: Matak Matak ke Chalti Huun Meri Chaal hi Aisi hai apni Maa Behan se lele sabki ek jaisi hai kaisa laga, awsome hai naa! lage raho! jai iss!
Aunty & Son were bathing in the pond .Son saw the pussy of Aunt. He asked, “Can I park my motor cycle (penis) in your shed (pussy). Aunty replied, “No my boy, this shed is for your uncle’s truck(uncle’s penis).. Comment at [email protected]
Teacher to students :- what is the difference between these three ………. 1.Callgirl 2.Girlfriend 3.Wife Student:- 1.Prepaid 2.Postpaid 3.Lifetime
Raju: Dadi, chachi dadaji ka murder karna chahti hai.. Dadi: hat badmash, tujhe kaisse pata. Raju: aaj maine dekha, chachi dadu ka sar apne pallu se dhak kar dadu ka dam ghuta rahi thi. Dadi: Kya,,,, Raju: haan, thodi daer baad, dadu ne jabardasti apna sar bahar nikala, toh unke hoonth par safed jhag laga tha.. Dadi: paagal, arre woh
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her, Dad: That happens in most countries, son. ************************************************** After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” And the husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was
Teacher :ladkiayn kab badi hoti hai, Boys:jab wo bra pehan ne lgti hai..! Teacher:ladke kab bade hote hai, Girls:joab wo bra utarne lage!!! [email protected]
Ek jungle me ek sher apni family k saath maze se rehta tha. Ek raat ko achanak ek kutta sher ki gufa k samne aakar sher ko gaaliya dene laga “sher madarchod, bhadwe , gaand me taaqat hai to bahar nikal”…yeh sunkar sher ko ghussa aata hai aur woh uske peeche bhagta hai..kuch der k baad thaka hara gufa per
**Larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hay** Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho , Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai … **Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan /viraan jagah chaltey hain!** Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan /viraan jagah chaltey hain! Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge, Boy:bilkul
Lo Ji Pesh Ha Mash0or Jori..! “KAKA Lamba Lun Te BIBI Phudi Tang” Di navi casette.. Yaar Mera Gandoo Songs Side A; 1. Choot vich mooth mar da.. 2. Phudi vich bum rakh do.. 3. Vich pa k so ja mitra.. 4. Police ne chappa marya(tragedy) 5. Yaar mera gando(Title Song) Songs Side B; 1. Aamb varga mitha lun.. 2.