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Movie Magic

Thundan/ August 7, 2017/ Indian (English) Sex Stories, Indian-english-Jokes

Two junior co-eds went to the movies one night. After 15 minutes passed, one girl leaned over and whispered to her friend, “What should I do, The guy sitting next to me is masturbating.” Her friend replied, “Don’t do anything. Just ignore it.” The first girl said, “I can’t.” Her friend, “Why can’t you ignore it,” The first one says,

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The Talk

Thundan/ August 7, 2017/ Indian (English) Sex Stories, Indian-english-Jokes

A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees. I don’t want to know! the child says, bursting into tears. Promise me you won’ tell me!” Confused, the father asks what’s wrong. “Oh, dad, the boy sobs. When I was six, I got the ‘There’s no Santa speech’. At seven, I got the ‘There’s

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Hot Sun!

Thundan/ August 7, 2017/ Indian (English) Sex Stories, Indian-english-Jokes

Teacher To College Boy: What Special Do U Do On Mother’s Day. Boy: Any Girl Who Wants To Be A Mother……I Help Her To Become So!! —————————————————————————————————- Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman’s underwear, A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both dissappear at night..! —————————————————————————————————-

We Really Can’t Win!

Thundan/ August 7, 2017/ Indian (English) Sex Stories, Indian-english-Jokes

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. “Damn, that was stupid,” she thought as she fell. “What a way to die.” As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked

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The Buttocks

Thundan/ August 7, 2017/ Indian (English) Sex Stories, Indian-english-Jokes

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have

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Old virgin

Thundan/ August 7, 2017/ Indian (English) Sex Stories, Indian-english-Jokes

On her 70th birthday, an old spinster decides it’s time to finally get married. Since she has no hot prospects, she decides to run this ad in the local newspaper: ” Seventy-year young virgin seeks husband. Must be in same age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and MUST still be good in bed. Apply

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Sher aur Bandar (Joke)

Thundan/ August 7, 2017/ Indian (English) Sex Stories, Indian-english-Jokes

Aik martaba sher aur bandar aapas mein teh karte hain ke woh aik doosre ki gaand marenge. Bandar sher se kehta hai ke tum bohat bare ho aur main to tumhari taqat se mar hi jaonga, is liye pehle muje karne do. Sher maan jaata hai. Bandar sher ki gaand mar kar baag jata hai. Sher uske peeche peeche bagta

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Difference And Similarity

Thundan/ August 7, 2017/ Indian (English) Sex Stories, Indian-english-Jokes

One day the humorous class teacher came to the class and shoots some funny questions for the class. A talented boy naturally answered like this……… Q1. What is the difference between a cycle and a girl, Ans1—-in a cycle you need to pump before you jump and to a girl you need to jump and only then you can pump.

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